I go clubbing so you don't have to

Turns out this club is very little like the fictional space club. This is to be expected. For those who were wondering the key difference I have constructed this handy spreadsheet in my spare time.

Unnecessary Nightclub Comparison

In summation, lack of the implausible didn't preclude a dance epidemic.  Oh yes.

If you have the slightest idea what I'm talking about leave a comment...